What is it with all these fairs?
I heard that the Green party was running with "Fair is worth fighting for" as their general election slogan. Then the Lib Dems went with "Building a fairer Britain". Now Labour wants a slice of that cake too, with "A future fair for all".
This last one most of all makes you think about dodgem cars rather than any notion of equality. It's also particularly odd that it's Labour talking about the future. What about now? And where's the verb? The Greens are "fighting", the lib dems are "building", and Gordon's promising us a 22nd century theme park.